Heinz Beans - 57 Varieties

So there I was, with a can of beans. It was the last thing I had to eat, till I had to live off the berries I could find in the area. Who knew that my gas reading was wrong when I left the harbor. Its not something you think about to check before getting your boat all set to go across the sea.

So there I was on a rocky beach that I eventually hit, with my last can of beans.



I looked for this exact can. This was it. 13.7 oz. of beans, that could last me a week if I saved it right.

wrong thing to do I guess

I didnt see him coming. Something this large you would think so, he took me from my right leg. Tore with his teeth from the belt line of my pants, just under my belly button, a line right to the middle of my quad muscles with one quick jerk. And broke my back with a swipe to my head with his left paw.

But I wasnt what he smelt. No it was the hienz beans he was after, he quickly let me go after tasting the sweat, and jeans i was wearing the last 3 days.


I didnt blame the bear, thous were dame good beans. I was left alone after the bear ate my beans. A chopper looking for me witnessed the whole thing. They scared the bear and brought me to a hospital. It only took 2 hours.

The doctor said I lost alot of blood and barely missed my main arteries, Im lucky to be here.